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F*CK YOU !F*CK YOU !F*CK YOU !F*CK YOU !F*CK YOU !F*CK YOU !......... I sense anger. |
GO FACE 2 FACE WITH ANY MUSLIM AND TRY SAYIN THAT MY BROTHER IF U GOT THE GUTS U IDIOT...........UR GOING TO HELL ANYWAY........Hell's fun....Heaven's boring...take my word for it ;o) |
YOU F*KIN LITTEL JACK ASS U R A F*CKIN MORON U NEED SYCOLOGICAL HELP U OVER BEARING NEANDERTHOL U AINT NO PROPHET DIED YEARS A GO STOP UR WEBSITE AND GET HELP U NEED U R SERIOSLI DISTURBED ........You may be right. I put it down to all that praying 5 times a day...does your head in!!!! |
People are gathering together to find out who mo is and who owns this website and i hope they do maybe not today or tomorow but this site will close down you low life mother fucker. last thing me i don\'t know what im gona do but i'll make sheure people don't give up and i got good feeling your gona be f*cked very soon.
........... Seems to be the usual Muslim response. |
Q. in this age where sin is present in every step then how it is possible 4 us that we obstain from sin which is sin but it consider as fashion plz reply me.......I would if i knew what you were talking about. |
If you really do know everything about muslims then you'll know that those who have killed aren't muslims at all ...........That's what THEY say about you. |
Excuse me ...firstly who the hell are you to become the so called "PROPHET"...secondly u gave urself a nick too...MO...HAH...we shld spit on your face...u bastard how dare you make a website aganst islam...u should be stoned to death for this..screw you...........Stoned to death?....now there's an idea :o) |
i'm guessing your a single(sexually fustrated)man with not much of a life to be doing this website. I've spent a couple of minutes on your website which i was told to visit. I've called the police and reported it.............I know (see next comment) |
ello, ello, ello, I just received a complaint from a Muslim chappy about your website. I'm not sure why he's complained as it's a very informative website. I've learnt loads!...........Thank you, officer. |
Need to watch your back! motherfucka!!! ...........Of course, I wouldn't expect you to do anything if I were looking. |
MANY people have seen your disgusting website and we just want you to know that you are a sick asshole.......Yes, it is very popular. |
YOU ARE A LOSER! DONT U HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO IN UR SAD LIFE. ...........Like writing to websites like this one? |
People look down on you like dirt, you are dirt. You have NO life at all, you sad, sad person. We feel sorry for you. You've got problems, issues with your brain...OH WAIT! U HAVE NO BRAIN..........You're funny :o)
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I just visited your site and found it very much in contradiction with what most Europeans and western intellectuals think about Prophet Muhammad PBUH,What encouraged you to create this website? Kindly share your experience or opinion which negates what famous thinkers such as George Bernard Shaw and writer Micheal Hart has to say about him:.......... I think Sir Winston Churchill summed it up quite elegantly |
Your ideology follows the view that Muslims are basically cowards and homophobic + terrorists. Read the Quran and in your little brain try and put it in context, thats the reason why Islam is the worlds fastest growing religion. Because you are so narrow minded i hope you are shed the light upon...........I'm lit up like a Christmas tree (Are we still allowed to say 'Christmes' tree?) |
LOL. Hi, I\d like to say that your an idiot. Im positive that youll go to hell and youll be punished before you die by God. Enjoy your crappy life khaffiar. I\d like to say that you don't see Muslims making fun of Jesus. Goodbye idiot. ............You'd like to say it but you can't |
I congratulating you on spreading word of Allah, may Allah bless you with jannat and giving you 72 virgins...........Only 72?!!!!! |
Q. Do you remember me? I am Prophet Abu Jahl(or Jehel). I was the only man who stood against you, mo! I am the most hated person in the 1 billion muslim community making me the prophet of the 5 billion infidel community! I M LOVIN\' IT!...... You da man! |
TAKE THE SITE DOWN OR FACE A LIFE SENTENCE KAY! marium..........Makes a change from the death sentence your brothers and sisters keep wishing on me. |
u seem to be mentally disturbd newaii...ur enemy list is jus gna grow and grow nd if sum1 fynds out hu u realiii are (INSHALLAH) den u gna get it reeliiii bad.id luv 2 hear ur reply u wasteman. :)..... And you're obviously a totally sane and rational thinking person :o)
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Q. Mo, is there a reason Islamonazis' hatred of gays is scarcely mentioned on your website? You wouldn't be siding with the Books Of Hate on homophobia (clearly absent from the extensive list of other phobias in the Muslim Guide, which, bizzarely, includes heterophobia). The irony would be epic...... Hey, my apologies. With so many phobias in just one death cult I guess it just slipped by. I'll try harder in the future! |
Q. We are told that a muslim mustn\'t defaecate in the direction of Mecca. But if he's "caught short"and hasn't had time to plot the great circle bearing of Mecca. How does he know which direction his arsehole is pointing?..... They just follow their nose. |
Q. Dear Mo;Your father in law's nickname "Abu Bakr" means "father of the virgin she-camel" in arabic. Is that why you made Aisha wear a veil?..... You got it wrong. My father-in-law's nickname was 'Bob'. In English Bob means 'He who runs like the wind with the spitit of the bear'. |
why u hate moslem. we good peple u basterd...........Of course you are. |
Q. please instruct us on, what is the proper way to give blessings to children?..... Non-sexual. |
Q. yu f*kin c*nnt wer yu live? yu tel me and i f*kin kill ..... I'm sitting here at my PC laughing at you :o)))))))) |
Q. do you normally use the Super-Duper Little Jihadi Extender" condom? ..... Only if I'm trying to impress. |
Q. Mo, BBC radio presenters never mention your name without your prefix 'the Prophet' - is this because they're afraid of you and your followers or because the Director-General is afraid and has instructed them accordingly on pain of the sack or beheading? I've tried asking the Beeb but they don't respond, is this because I'm an infidel? .....They have to prefix my name with 'The Prophet' otherwise listeners may think they were refering to 'The Dog' Mohammed. It is a little known fact that here in the UK 'Mohammed' is the 2nd most popular name for pet dogs. |
Q. Mo, what's the boiling point of infidels?......Head on or head off? |
Q. Please help me wise one with your infinite wisdom. Two days ago I was partaking of the infidels fire water and I am sorry to say I had one too many. On the way home from Pub I broke into a farm and had sex with an animal. Nothing wrong there you will say and I will agree, however when I woke up I found that I had done it with a PIG !!!!!!!!! Will Allah ever forgive me for this or should I bomb the Underground to purge my guilt??. .....There is nothing wrong with a bit of animal sex (including with pigs)... after all, I've woken up with hundreds of pigs in my time. Unfortunately, most of them seemed even more disappointed than I was! |
Q. Mo, It's clear that muslim contributors are, from their syntax, barely literate. So how on earth did they learn to use a computer? .....They have very intelligent goats who were able to teach the camels to type. |
There's an hilarious story in the washington post about an aged tribal chief (with 4 wives of course) who had erctile problems. No problem, said a CIA man seeking information on the Taliban, and gave him 4 Viagra. A few days later a grinning and happy Afgani told the CIA operative all he wanted to know and asked for more magic pills........... Great story, I wonder if he can get me some too. |
Q. Profit mo why cant you update your website on a weekly basis? you lazy bastard (pig seman be upon you ) ?.....You just answered your own question. |
ass hole u all will die u mother f*ckers go and f*ck ur mothers as u pigs............ I hope you received a refund from your 'creative writing' class. |
Q. Mo, Why is it that we don't allow the cults of Scientology or The Moonies in our country yet we allow the cult of Islam which preaches more hatred and ill will than the other two cults put together? It's all very confusing.?.....Why allow 2 cults when one can do the job (and some) of both? |
Q. Gaza is under attack from the Zionists (may Allah crush their Vas Deferens) and I wish to go to the big protest but I am a sister and my mahram is too lazy to go with me!!! What can I do!?!?!!?? .....Stay in, order a pizza and stop firing rockets. |
Q. I would like to thank you for this website; it's like showing islam/muslims a mirror. I remember reading about a european court/judgement that old mo may be called a barbarian. How can I get that judgement and the good judge\'s/court\'s name?...... you mean this one... Dutch Court Rejects Ban on Anti-Islam Movie |
if you want u may search for speechs given by Dr. Zakir Naik. actually i would recommend u to do so............ I did, and for future reference they are all listed under 'M' for 'Mad as a hatter'
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Q. why muslims turning to terrorist ?..... I know it's rude to answer a question with another question but....Why do bears sh*t in the woods? |
you look like the people o the hell.and you gonna burn in plastic melting fire not ferro melting. bue and his Zebra women are those o you who bad mouth the most respect prophet that god has sent to the chosen people of Islam and to those who believe in God, Dayuus is you who takes women to man or money.
........... It must be extremely dificult typing whilst wearing a straitjacket. |
who ever this so called 'mo' is... i hope you know what a grave mistake you r doing...inshallah i hope to pray to allah to give u wisdom.............. Your prayers have been answered. |
Q. dearst mo..wat ij da carrect speling fr ur hole buk, koran, quarn, koRAND..... You can spell it anyway you like. It really doesn't matter (and I really do mean that). |
if you are christian you know not all christian are good, same as us... if you hate war just like bad muslim doing, why you do a job that too potential to make a war? with open this website you have declarate war dude, what your profit with this job? please relize that if you realy have a brain........... I'm not a Christian. |
Shame on you .......... I'll name that tune in 3 |
Q. Dear Mo; Apparently there is a rumor going around official muslim websites that Osama Bin Laden hasn't shown his face for some time because he has AIDS and looks like something out of a zombie film. Where would a pious man like OBL contract an STD??.... Are you kidding me? Next time you're in Afghanistan just take a look at the camels...and I'm not just talking about the lady camels!!!! |
you mather facker shour i well fack your mather and your sister from ther us haw you like and my profet is the best men in the world and jisus aswell........... It's nice to get some recognition at long last! |
Marry me mo! .......... How much money do you have? |
Q. I was recently reading an article by someone called george mason in which he said "should daft muslims repeat a similar 911 outrage" then the USA would blow up the Kabaa and the Grand Mosque with a cruise missile. Could Allah prevent that?.... Allah has many women and children ready to shield our glorious buildings from such a cowardly attack. |
we have successfully courier rashid rauf to your safe hands...can you please allot him the virgins and and the bed and the wine and viagra, also can you refix his thingie in case it was blown off by the US drone missile...thanks for takng care of this...khudaPISS!!!!........ Unfortunately Mr Rauf's body never made it to heaven and was wrongly delivered to 'Willie's Pet Pig Food' factory where it was treated with the respect it deserved. Willie (co-owner of 'Willie's Pet Pig Food') has since made a public apology to all pet pig owners and offered a full refund on all purchases after it emerged that pigs refused to eat the sub standard food. |
Dear Mo (PBUY), I've once heard the great intellectual/author Christopher Hitchens say that religion should be treated with ridicule, hatred and contempt. Exactly my feelings about Islam!......... Just ridicule, hatred and contempt? |
Mo, Your tolerance and compassion shown to the writers of the emails you receive is amazing. I personally believe the best way to answer the kaffir and the infidel is with the Kalashnikov......... The Kalashnikov is a fantastic weapon but it is so 'last year'. Muslims should try using a pair of Manolo's to vent their fury. They would feel so much better and probably achieve far more too! |
Q. what do u know about islam really look I do not blame u for thinking that killing abusing and hatred is islam but know this bin laden and his crew are not muslims they are crazy ediots so they do not represent us but I will be glad to answer any of your questions because most of your historical information is backwards and u do not seem to know anything about islam rules but like I said I do not blame u our prophet taught us to be kind to everyone even those who abuse and hurt us and u left out the part of his life like the story or let us say stories about his kindness to jews and christians who hurt him look I dare u to find a question a real question not an ediotic one about islam that i can not answer I dare u!....OK...Why does sura 5.51 say '... do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends...'? |
I'm not muslim. But this site you have is disgusting. If your that blinkered than i pity you........ Awwww thanks |
f*ck jesus alias judas.pope is a f*cking guy. and you are horrible sinner,ass hole. to night i'll kill one of you.... at least your nun the greatest legal lesby and church as a megaplace for prostitute.i will 'poop' you pope.ye....... I'm sure the pope appreciates your attention to detail. |
Q. is it ok for me to worship allah and aim to go to heaven but bash people at school so their teeth fall out? it is fun so i think it is ok ?... Only if you're a Muslim. |
you are only one pork derty one small virus fron the hell and you well die like cokroch in the street .bay mather f*cker. .......... How much money do you have? |
Q. Mo, it's your divine duty to update your site! why don't you do that more often?.. Because I like a drink and am often too drunk to type. Today I am sober. |
Fantastic web site! Just a quick reminder that those who annoy Muhammad will have a “painful torment” (Koran 9:61), and according to sharia, “excessive joking” is forbidden since it eliminates dignity and may cause “immoderate laughter, which kills the heart” (r19.0).... Thanks for the reminder... There's an olde English saying, goes something like... 'He who laughs last, dies a horrible death in the eternal fires of hell'... I think that's right. |
Q. O great prophet, there is a beatiful muslim girl i like to picture her as my obediant wife, she is called khadija, khadija the sheep. what should i do?..Grab her quick before your brothers get to know her. . |
my dear friends,
its sad to see that so many of you have misintrepeted ISLAM. Most of you have not known anything about islam other than 'Jihad'.
.... You mean there's more to Islam than Jihad? |
I know where you live. I will bomb you tomorrow evening you racist bastard! May God make you burn in the hellfire you jelous flat chest bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... Actually, I'm out tomorrow...Monday would be more convenient. |
answer me chicken answer me u coward what did the cat eat your toungue chicken chicken chicken i dare u would it comfort u that i am only 16 years old come on your smart and right , right? so why don`t u answer cuz u know your wrong wait and see what will god do to u and how your life will become I can already guess what your life is like misrable just like u coward that is who u are and that is what u will always be answer me if u have the balls.... And a happy new year to you and all your fellow patients on ward 7. |
Q. Dear Mo; The glorious mujahideen that bombed the Bali nightclub in 2002 are scheduled to be executed by firing squad before the end of the year. They have appealed, hoping to be beheaded, as it is more islamic than being shot. Do you (pbuy) have any ideas about methods that may be even more islamic than beheading?... Allah's currently testing out a new method involving 72 virgins and a goat. I'll keep you posted. |
I've not seen such immaturity in a long time...you guys remind me of something out of the Planet of the Apes film...monkeys trying to be like, if not superior to, humans.... I hope you're not being apist. |
Mo, When I arrived in this country I knew only 2 words of English, which were, "house" and "racist". Using these words alone I have gone from penniless immigrant to receiving over £2000 a week in State Benefits and living in a mansion the like of which Mohammed himself would give up under age girls for, paid for by the fair minded British. I just wish our fellow Muslims on this board would follow my example of enterprise and maybe it will curb their anger. PBUY.... Only £2000 per week?!!!!! Must try harder.
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Q. Hey mo, do you celebrate diwali?... Only at Christmas. |
Q. Dear Mo, are you a reformed alcoholic? It's just that there's nothing so pure as a reformed whore and I suspect you were a bit of a piss head.... I'm as pure as they come. |
god in the bible(as per your concepts) have said that
i first created life from water
then i created the plants and
and then i created all the animals
and then i created days and nights
and then i created the sun and the stars(????)
and then on the 7th day i took a rest.
Answer? ... Question? |
As most of your followers seem to send you insults/death threats in some weird kind of text speak ,wouldn't it be an ideal time for you to revise the koran & re-release it in their new language (whilst also leaving out all the murderous stuff ) it'd be so much thinner you'd save a fortune on printing costs ... ... A koran without all the 'murderous stuff'? ... just wouldn't be right. |
your an asshole... Nobody's perfect. |
You tosser ... ... Steady on old chap!!! |
Q. Mo can i buy your sister? ... No. |
Q. hey mo (pbuy), how is the credit crunch affecting your takings from the big whorehouse in the sky? ... Not too bad actually. We ran a BOGOF offer and it's proving exceedingly popular. We're also recycling our 72 virgins. |
Q. I just saw Peter Mandelson in Saudi Arabia. Surely there is a risk that he may be thrown off a mountain? ... None at all. There are no mountains in Saudi, only sand dunes. |
Q. It seems that the teachings of Islam demonstrate an epistomological deficit of gargantuan proportions. Or is the axiom"stupid is as stupid does"the whole truth of Islam? ... Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one will finally kill you. |
Q. When will the world be rid of this menace?. ... shortly after supper. |
Q. Mo, Little Iqbal started his new school recently but the head teacher won't allow him to carry his Kalashnikov on his back. Is this racism?. ... Of course not. It's merely Health and Safety. You wouldn't want him to fall over and accidentally break his trigger finger now, would you? |
Q. Why don't muslims pay jizyah to offset all the security costs that their silly (and dangerous) cult causes? ... Because to pay tax you first have to have a taxable income. |
Q. Hey Mo (Piss be upon you), you filthy kid screwer, is it your small willy that made you go mad over kids for a f*ck or is it a psychiatric disorder?.... Have you been peeking in the showers again? |
keep it going. sucker :) (by the way your mother is ugly)... ... We must be brothers then. |
Q. Dear Mo, what do women get when they go to paradise?.....A lot of dishes to wash. |
Why are camels called"the ship of the desert?" asked an Imam.
The answer he gleefully told me is because they're full of arab seamen... ... This is a SERIOUS section where you can ask a question or make a comment. It is not the place for jokes. Therefore I will not be publishing it! |
Q. mo...hv u ever pimped anebdy in ur life?... You mean apart from Aisha? |
Q. Dear Mohammed (peace be upon you); Does Buddha (inner peace be upon him) qualify as a prophet?..... Only if he's got his own official website. |
Q. Hey Mo! I was walking by one of your mosques the other day when I noticed the distinct aroma of beer and bacon sandwiches. Would it be safe to drop in for a pint or is it some kind of trap?..... It's a well known Islamic trap. The beer is that cheap Tesco blue stripe rubbish and they don't have any ketchup for the bacon sarnies. Stay clear and stay safe! |
you mean with your mother. but that aint a big deal your whole neighboorhood did, right?... ... I think you must have deleted the first half of your message. An easy mistake to make if you have an IQ of 3. |
Hi,... I'm not a muslim* but I don't need to be one to know that you are a real embarrassment to the human kind and to our free world.
In fact you are right, you are free to be an ass**.
I don't have any problem with different opinions*** but these are not opinions****, just a big propaganda filled with emptiness and hatred*****.
Obviously, you know as much about the other half of the world than you know about html... ******
You are making fun of billions of people.*******
It's not xenophobia anymore, it's racism and supremacy theories ********.
THINK for ( whoever you believe in) sake! *********
Lex.
*Are you sure?
**Thank you
*** You obviously do
**** Yes they are
*****Yes, there are rather a lot of hate filled comments from my Muslim fans
****** Does that sentence make sense?
******* Just spreading some much needed laughter around the world
******** My website is perfectly legal (ask Ines Wouters)
********* I believe in Dr Frankenfurter...but it would be silly to 'THINK' for his sake. |
Q. I'm an atheist feeling the effects of the credit crunch. Out of all the money making schemes I can think of, starting my own religions sounds like a great money spinner. Since Islam claims to be the fastest growing religion, I'm going to have to compete for followers (sorry Mo! It's just business!). If I'm successful maybe we could merge in a few years?.....Why would I want to merge? I'll just kill you and take it all...it's the Islamic way ;o) |
Q. So where does David Icke - self proclaimed son of God fit in with all this then?.... Ahhh, the Prophet David (PBUH). We're a bit short-handed at 'Bar Allah' so he's helping us out for the time being. |
Q. Dear Mohummed, PBUY Since 9/11 I have been wiping my arse with the Koran. I have found the pure pages to be a great soothing for my soul but unfortunately a little rough on more delicate parts. My question to you is this; Should I prepare the pages of the Koran in a special way before use or should I just say "insha allah" and grimace?.... Contrary to popular belief the Quran does not make very good toilet paper. But then again, it doesn't make a very good holy book either....
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Q. If pigs are so disgusting, then why did Allah create them?..... Because he loves bacon sandwiches (smoked, streaky, with a touch of brown sauce). |
You appear to be a big fan of irony, so I thought I would share an ironic insight with you: If a muslim were to set up a website mocking Christianity, Judaism or anyone’s values and beliefs for that matter, I’m sure you would consider them a mad fundamentalist. By that same token I’m afraid that, rather than feel offended by your website, I have just dismissed you as yet another mad extremist. Your site is purely based on hate and really not intelligent enough to invoke any emotion- other than pity perhaps. Because it really is a pity that, like the KKK and Nazis before you, you are stereotyping and ridiculing an entire religion and propagating hatred and ignorance.
I assure you I won’t be visiting your site again so unfortunately will miss out on what will undoubtedly be a very witty response to this message that will amuse your readers...... I bet you do ;o). |
Q. P-Mo (PB&JUY), do you ever experience regret for creating such a vile, mysogynistic, pedophilic, murderous, thieving, incestuous, death cult as islam?...We all have to earn a living somehow . |
Oh Great Prophet! Do not go off the air again, for the sun is darkened in our eyes and we wander as witless camels in the desert... ... Are you sure you weren't just a bit drunk? |
Q. Dear Mo; I know that music does not serve Allah, and is therefore haram. Are the noises that Yusuf Islam (ex-kaffir Cat Stevens) has been recording lately considered music or has he sinned?... I've heard the ex-Cat's new noises and it's definitely not music. More like a cry for help. |
Q. Honoured Mo. We are needing site for new mosque and local council are telling us we can have old infidel sewage works for nothing. Is this good opportunity or an insult to Islam?... Sounds like the ideal site to me. |
Q. Goat or Camel ?.... Both! |
Dear Mo,
I've come across a character called whypatcondellisntfunny (that's his blogspot) it appears that he's a muslim convert and surprise surprise eschews foul language.
So I wrote a long comment as to why the death cult is ridiculous and why Prophet Pat really is funny.
What a surprise when my comment was not published (too hurtful to the Ummah I guess).
Perhaps some other critics should add their twopenneth, the poor bugger needs your immediate counselling Mo.
I fear he may ignore my tip to visit this holy site for educational purposes. ... I fear you may be right :o). |
are you gay? will u you have sex with me. im jokeing but still say if your gay.. ... I'm the Prophet Mohammed (PBUM)...and I'm very choosy. |
Q. I am nearly as old as you, dear prophet, how am I ever going to reap any benefit from my reward of seventy two virgins with out some assistance? Also, I would like a camel or two thrown in.... Over 60s qualify for free viagra on arrival. Can't help with the camels though (unless the requests are related)
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Q. Profit Mohammad (PB&J), having a zebiba used to really mean something. Now I look just like every other azzhole out there. Any suggestions? .... It comes off if you wash. |
Hey Mo,
Even though I loathe Islam and every other world religion, your site amuses me to no end. Hehehe...Foolish assholes. How dare they think that God is a 'he'...I'll show them!. ... They obviously haven't seen 'his' frock collection. |
Q. what recourse does allah permit for a pious muzz whose goat refuses him sex because of haemorrhoids?. ....Your haemorrhoids or the goat's? |
Q. what is on your Christmas wish-list?. .... Action man with real gripping hands |
Q. Hello Mo. Just looking at your "Breasts not Bombs" initiative and admiring those two whoppers Allah has blessed you with. If I converted to Islam, would he do the same for me? Might be good for a few votes. Yours D.Cameron...... All the tea in China couldn't buy breasts like mine! |
Q. Mo, The deposed president of Pakistan, Mr Musharraf wants to leave that country and live in the UK. Does this mean he will jump the council house waiting list?..... Of course, the waiting list is only for Infidels. |
Hi Mo, I stumbled across your site by accident and must say its nothing short of brilliant, So you've finally seen the light and have come back to tell us all that the Koran and your subsequent acts were just mere ramblings and hallucinogenic trips from a few too many magic mushrooms in your soup on your last visit to us mere infidels. Congrats on a job well done!!!!!! .... It was kinda fun last time. I never expected anybody to take the koran seriously so I guess I should apologise for messing up the world and turning 1 billion people into mindless slaves.
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Q. Mohammed's little "wife" had a sister right? If she is young enough can you hook her up with me and arrange it so that Interpol won't arrest me for pedophilia? 7-9 is fine. Thanks, Mohammed (nee Gary) Glitter..... Looks like you finally found a religion to accept you for what you are. |
give us your address and i will show you what life is about you filthy dog coward muthere f*cker ... Please address all correspondence to Prophet Mohammed (PBUY), C/O Liberty, 21 Tabard Street, London SE1 4LA |
Q. mo, the world is kind of boring right now bcos your followers r not making a fool of themselves recently. (maybe they r too busy watching olympics beach volley ball on telly?) what do u think the next stupid thing muslims would do -- maybe they r running out of ideas? .... My followers would never watch anything as pornographic as the Olympics... all those naked female ankles ....... err BBC1 is it? |
Q There's a website entitled"petition" whose sole aim is to shut down this holy site.
A glance at the signatories shows that they have muslim names and that they are 9800 votes short of their 10'000 vote goal.
Is basic literacy a problem amongst our muslim chums? .... Is the Pope Catholic?
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Q. wat was the prophet s.a.w camels name. .... Cedric... such fond memories . |
Q. Dear Mo; One of Allahs fave titles is Allah Tasmiyah or Allah most high. How stoned was he when he invented Islam? .... As a kite! |
lawl teh webmaster is a retard, and all who visit this sh*t are retards too ... Wouldn't that make you a retard too? |
Q. Mo (PBUY), I'm thinking of starting my own wine club in Saudi. Can you give me any advice to ensure it is a successful venture? .... Keep the alchohol content fairly low and call it grape juice.
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catholic pedophiles cock sucker, sperm drinker , gays , homos, retards I wanna stick the + in ur pussies whorez... ...Hey, do you do write those dodgy columns in 'Red Hot Action' magazine. |
i have been visiting your site for many months now and it has helped me understand islam, and for that i sincerely thank you, it has opened my eyes and mind. ... Thank you. That's what I'm here to do. |
Haraamzaaday. Tu kitna faarigh kutta hai jo is qism ki website aur email address banaaya hai tu ne. Abhi bhi khauf kar. Agar izzat nahi de sakta to kam se kam beizzati na kar. ALLAH tujhe Maaf KARE aur Taufeeq DE..... I'm not entirely sure what you're saying but I'm sure there's a compliment in there somewhere (there usually is).
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Dear Mo, what a practical joker you are. It\'s recently been discovered that the whole "72 virgins" thingy has been misinterpreted all these many centuries. It seems that your actual reward for martyrs is one virgin who’s 72 years old"! What a wonderful sense of humor you have oh great one! ... It is kinda funny :o) |
Q. A muslim colleague suggested to me that paleontology was a wicked conspiracy to undermine Islam. Is that why muslims are always throwing rocks? ... EVERYTHING is a wicked conspiracy to undermine Islam.. |
Keep spreading the message, Mo! ; ... I will
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f*cking ugly website go f*ck ur dad, ugly gay zionist... ...It's a very pretty website. |
Q. Mo (PBUY) I'm a member of CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale)......... We don't have any Muslim members. Does this mean CAMRA is an Islamophobic organisation and if so, what can we do to become more Islamofriendly? ... Well for a start, stop serving pork scratchings on a Friday night.
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Q. Dear Mo , I assume the question I asked as to whether Barack Obama is a muslim was too difficult for you to answer. Under Islamic law he is a muslim because his father was a muslim. Is this why he has the support of Hamas, and the rest of the Islamic world. ? Is he practising Takkiya and Kitman?
........ Of course he isn't practising Takkiya and Kitman...he's far to busy on his PSP. |
Q. Mo! In Gaza, Palestinian factions Homos and Fatass are engaged in violent Fitnah! Don't they understand Islam means Peace?
........ Actually it stands for 'I Shag Like A Monkey' . |
Dearest Mo. I read with interest that members of your tribe like to chop up their girlfriends and pop them in suitcases. Is this to save money at airports by simply declaring them as hand luggage? Piss be upon you. XXXX and hugs.. ...It can be a very good way to cut down on travelling costs. You just have to remember not to put the case in the overhead locker as your fellow travellers may not appreciate blood dripping into their inflight refreshments during the flight. |
Q. Dearest Mo, What is the easiest way to behead a woman driver traveling alone in a car? When I stand on the motorway my sword is always blunted by the windshield and door frame. Yours in peace You Know Who........You should not be trying to kill women drivers. They may be in stage 2 of 'suicide car bomb' training. |
Q. I've seen your photo album, and inside I saw that you behave like dr frank from the rocky horror picture show... Now, I'm directing a production of this, and would you and allah be kind enough to participate as Frank and Rocky respectively?........ Unfortunately we're both starring in the Muslim version of Brokeback Mountain and won't be able to take up your kind offer...but thanks anyway. |
Q. Do I have your permission to post your BLOG address on my Blog........Of course, so long as it's a nice blog.
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Muhammad is a very sick-minded, evil, unsrupulous conman. Anything originating from Muhammad, like Islam, is very bad ! Islam is wrong. Islam is evil. Islam is exactly like Communism and Nazism. Ban Islam. Eradicate Islam !
Thank you and GOD bless. ...Cheers dude. .
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Q. Mo, The council are telling me I am not allowed to keep camels in my back garden, yet my infidel neighbours are allowed to keep rabbits and dogs. Is this racism by the council and whats more to the point will I get compensation?.......It's about as racist as it gets. Tell them you were so upset with their decision that you had to have sex with a small dog instead. You'll get so much compo you won't be entitled to unemployment benefit anymore! |
Q. what is the funniest thing you ever saw Allah do?........He once played naked Twister with Osama Bin Laden's mother. What a babe (and she wasn't bad either)! |
Hay Mo, thank you for the site and thank you for making fun of the stupidity. Religions belong in a private space and when they are politicized then they have to be marginalized and laughed at. You are doing a great service for us and more importantly for Moslem's umma. They need to grow up.........Thanks, people often forget that this site is actually a self-help site for Muslims. |
Help, I'm having trouble accessing this site! Is a terrorist performing Denial-of-Service attacks?.......All sorted now. Just some sand in the system. |
Q. Profit Mohammed (PBUY), my son is already 8 years old, and has not beaten a woman yet. Is he gay?........Are you sure he wasn't switched at birth and you ended up with an Infidel child. |
Q. Prophet Mohammed (PBUY), do you believe in Man-Made Global Warming? I'm freezing my arse off!! Yours truly, 12th Imam, the Mahdi, @Bottom of Cold, Cold Well........Then do what all the other Imams do and find yourself a young boy to keep it warm. |
Q. Aren't the 72 Virgins that 'good' muslims get upon entering Parasite, becoming a bit difficult to find? Can we ask for, um, you know, substitutes? Baa?........We ran out years ago...baaa ;o) |
I thank you very much from the deep of my heart. You have done a perfect thing.......Thanks, you're very welcome. |
Q. Prophet Mohammed (PBUY) is our moon-god's name, spelled 'Allan' or 'Allah'? Because I've been praying to 'Allan' for years..........I thought it was Albert. |
Q. O' Prophet Mohammed, Violator of Prepubescent Hymens, Master Stroker of the One True 'Pet Rock', and Dean of Camelus Dromedarius Dry-Humpus, if there are no Infidels in Paradise, will I still be able to kill, rape and rob, in the name of Allah?.........Of course, how else could one continue to be a good Muslim. |
I'm indebted to another blogger for this little gem:
It seems that the philosopher Diogenes was asked to comment when one of his accolytes lamented"they deride you Diogenes".
On the contrary retorted Diogenes I'm delighted because if the truth be truth I shall be vindicated and falsehood under the same scrutiny
will be declared false and become dissipated.
The Greeks even had a God "Momos" the god of ridicule; it was so appreciated as a tool of scrutiny.
Keep the "hammer" down Mo, let's get the muslims worshipping Momos.........Thanks for sharing. It's a little known fact but Muslims did actually have their own 'Momos'...until they killed him. |
Q Oh Mo! What is cure for repetitive strain injury? Have been beating wife every day according to your teachings and now is painful to pick up beating stick. Does Allah permit use of boot?.. It would be better to get your son to do the beating for you. That way, he will be able to follow in his father's footsteps and become a good Muslim just like you? |
Dear Prophet Mo; I've been reading muslim internet forums lately that complain of Zionist Infiltrators monitoring and even contributing to their sites! Just wanted to warn you in case they try to mess with your holy official website. Sincerely yours, Not A Zionist Infiltrator.........Thanks for the warning...I'll keep an eye open for them. |
Hi Mo (pbuy) great website for "the fruit cakes in frocks" keep up the good work........Thanks, I intend to ;o) |
Q Dear Mr. Mo. We've just been given some maths homework by a muslim teacher at school and I'm stuck. It says "If Britain has N infidels, how many little suicide-bombers are required to kill them all?". Is it an integration problem?... I don't think so. It sounds more like religious studies to me.
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Q Mohammed, is Hamza bin Laden gay?... Is his Dad a terrorist? |
Some of Christian take photo and video sex wear clothes like Muslim and some of Christian kills human do like Muslim. This is really Muslim? No, they are Jews and Christian........It's one tablet three times a day.
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Q Dear Mo; You (pbuy) mentioned recently encountering Scientology. How do you rate L. Ron Hubbard on the Prophet Scale 1-10?... On a scale of 1 - 10 L. Ron (or L. as I like to call him) is even madder than Allah's favourite prophet.
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Q What's going on? please don't tell me the Mad Mullahs have won and brought down the site (part of it anyway)....say it ain't so!!!!!?...It ain't so
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Thanks God born me in Islam........ Me too. |
Thank you for this informative and helpful site........ You're welcome. |
Q Mo, can Aisha come out and play?...Don't be silly, she's not a child...she's 9.
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This website just goes to show how important Islam is to you....... Well I did invent it!!! |
Q O' Mohammed (PBUY), What religion would you REALLY like to be part of?... That's an excellent question. In a perfect world I'd be a scientologist. Not that I'm really mad it's just that I quite fancy hanging around with Tom Cruise and picking up some women every now and again. |
Excellent website. It expresses my sentiments exactly and I now know that I am not on my own!
...... Decent minded people will never be on their own. |
i had sent you many emails .but u ignored it .i am senting u one more.islamic terrorists have demolished a wtc.but christian bastads?they have destroyed dreams and lives of people of
1.iraq.
2.vietnam
3.afghanistan.
4.japan
and still counting......
may all their curses fall upon people like you.
......I can't imagine why I would have ignored your many mails. |
Q. your relevation is not compleate.will u believe in any man saying "i am a prophet sent by jesus"?
u have no last prophet and bible dosnt just has all the relevant details.and holy books are not for updation.they are to be prerserved as it is.pity u r worshiping an ordinary man.
turn to god and believe in last prophet....Thank you for your faith in me. |
Q.It would seem that some muslims don't agree with your holy guidance on matters islam,
Shouldn't they be punished?... They will be...I get to choose the Virgins for them ;o) . |
Mo, I have read your site from top to bottom and would like to say as a peace loving, devout Muslim I would like to answer your criticisms of Islam with the Kalashnikov.
....... As if there's any other way! |
Q. Mo, I wish to get a divorce from my wife. Back home in Pakistan this was easy. I would pop to the petrol station, fill a can with petrol return home and pour it over my wife and burn her. In the Allah forsaken west, I have to go to a Solicitor who informs me this is not the British way and also I must give her my house so she and the eight kids have some shelter. Please help me on this very tricky problem.? ... With the price of petrol these days going to a solicitor will be cheaper in the long run. |
Q. Mo, Is it true that in the land of Satan (the UK) if a Muslim knocks on an infidels front door and when he opens the door the Muslim says "I want your house, I want your house, I want your house" he has to give it to him?... Of course, assuming he wants to keep his head on his shoulders. |
Dear Mo
Haven't visited your website for a few weeks and was greatly amused to see the update on the wretched Ms Wouters. As I speak Dutch also, I decided to check the Afschrift website out and see that she is still selling her services as a human rights lawyer. However, what is interesting is the order in which she lists her specialities on the website.
<English translation> Her specialities are fiscal law, in particularly international fiscal law, the taxation of small to medium sized businesses, gifts and inheritance, international commercial agreements and human rights. <end English translation>
Don't you think there is something a little odd about this list? Human rights trailing behind fiscal law (that usually stands for tax avoidance in my experience), looking after the interests of small shopkeepers, international commercial agreements and the like? If she was really into human rights, wouldn't she have that in capitals right at the front of the queue?
....... Ms Wouters seems to have a rather perverse sense of priorites in her life.
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Q. I am short so if I become a Moslem & want to have sex with a camel how do I reach?
Should I stand on my wife's head?.... Is there any other way?
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I can't stand it anymore, we are all laughing our butts of up here, you are so funny my son, almost as funny as the false and first MO. Keep up the good work.
....... 'Fun' is my middle name . |
dear mo, ive just spent the last 2 hours of my life reading through this website and can i just say i have not been so entertained for a long time! This site speaks so much truth its unbelievable, in fact ive sent the link to some of my closest friends and they are all becoming muslim converts ;) lulz XD. keep it up!
....... It's always refreshing to hear how my website can bring such joy ;o) Thanks . |
Q. Mo-how come all 'muslim' countries-such as somalia, iran, afghanistan, iraq and the like...are all total sh*tholes? Why is the west so superior? It's not fair..... Because if they weren't sh*tholes, they wouldn't be Muslim countries. Sounds fair to me though :o)
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who xactly r u???? u f*kin got som seriously awsom gutzzzz. man.............considerin wat kinda peaceful people thy r....................i wonda how com stil aliv???? nd lik wat do u????? ur a student or somthng???? nd lik how authentic is ur in4mation????? i chekd up lodz of stuf nd most stuf is tru...................but ther r som serious controversies regardin ayesha crap........mos of thm don blive tht he f*kd up th kid...................dude.............hats off 2 ur guts....... Thanks (I think) . |
Q. What is the proper way to have sex according to your teachings?
... So long as it has more than 2 legs and/or is under 10 years old then that's OK. |
Hi mate..my name is prophet Muhammad too...actually i got inspiration from u...i use this name in youtube and Muslims go wild over me!..and i am loving every minute of it!..Thanks for the inspiration!....and sorry for the copyright stealing....... You're welcome...maybe we're related. |
Great website. I was linked by an article on Islam Watch. As Ali Sina (of FaithFreedomInternational) said, the best way to shut down this barbaric cult is to heap fact-based insults on their belief system until it withers like a poisoned weed. Keep up the good work, and keep your hacking defenses up. You'll need them!..... Thanks dude, I will. |
Absolutely brilliant site. I will try to link you to some other sites. Ridicule is my weapon of choice. it is the opposite of fear which the enemy love. (Along with children and camels)..... Hey, nothing wrong with a camel or 2. . |
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