My Message to
Naughty Muslims
 So
what's going on guys? I leave you alone for 5 minutes and you're
all strapping on bombs and blowing up anything that moves! Didn't
you listen to a word i said? Islam's supposed to be a peaceful way
of life...it's no wonder the Civilised World thinks we're all savages.
You're even blowing up other Muslims!...what next, suicide bombers
on school buses?...oh right, you're already there...looks
like i got a lot of work to do to put things right!
Now pay attention all you wannabe suicide bombers...THERE
AREN'T ANY VIRGINS WAITING (it's true), you just get reincarnated
as something you hated in the last world...like a Jew or a pig!
Kind of ironic don't you think (and they say me and the other
guys up here don't have a sense of humour!)? - SO
STOP DOING IT, otherwise the next time your Mum has a
bacon sandwich she could be munching on her beloved martyred
son!
On reflection don't you think you all went a little overboard
on the Danish cartoon thing? OK, so some of them weren't very funny
but that's no reason to start going all Westernphobic - click on
the cartoon link, you'll see they're nowhere near as bad as the
stuff in Arab newspapers. You're all really gonna have to have
a beer and chill out! Try taking a holiday, go somewhere different
like Denmark or Israel, you'll find the people are a lot nicer
than you've been led to believe! The Jews really don't have horns
and the Danes just want to take advantage of this thing called
'Freedom of Speech'. It's something they have in the Civilised
World, sort of the opposite to everything Muslims believe in today
but i'm sure we'll get there in the end...evolution
takes time!
And what's with the doughnut wearing the suicide bomber outfit
at the London rally? You know, Omar 'drug dealer' Khayam (I'll
be having words with you 'later' Omar baby). Someone
should tell him that having a small willy is no excuse for being
such a silly boy.
Now listen carefully guys, this is very
important...if you want the Civilised World to treat you
like adults then you really gotta start acting like adults. Electing
terrorists to lead Palestine really wasn't sensible...and voting
in a total fruit-cake on the basis that he'll build a nuclear
bomb and wipe Israel off the face of the Earth was never going
to make Iran seem like a progressive Muslim nation.
Now, Palestine...'Palestine this, Palestine
that, blah, blah, blah' ... CHANGE
THE RECORD. Ranting on about Palestinians being persecuted
and Muslims standing together won't get you anywhere, especially
when Palestine gets more money from Israel and the West than
they do from all the Muslim countries put together! It's
a bit embarassing don't you think?
Unfortunately for Muslims, actions speak louder than words! So
here's what you're going to have to do...Stop blowing up innocent
men, women and children, start treating women with respect, stop
persecuting homosexuals, start tolerating other religions, stop
expecting civilised societies to adopt draconian Islamic laws,
Stop issuing' fatwahs' every time someone blows their nose, stop
taking from societies and start giving something back!
Being part of a civilised society isn't always easy, but i know
that with a bit of hard work Islam will eventually get there.
Love and kisses,
Mo (Peace Be Upon Me) |
