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Pope
Benedict XVI receives honorary Prophethood from Allah himself (Official
Picture of the presentation)
Despite his own Nazi heritage, Pope
Benedict XVI was today (17th September 2006) honoured with an Honorary
Prophethood by Allah the Almighty (Peace Be upon Him As Well
As Me).
The award was made in
recognition of his stand against Islamonazism in speaking the
truth about my own murderous ways. Although I myself,
am now a reformed character, a fine upstanding member of society
and would never dream of marrying anybody under the age of 7 again
it is always good to be humbled and reminded of one's dubious past.
What The Fuss Is All About
Once again Muslim feelings have been
deeply hurt. This time it wasn't those dastardly evil cartoons but
a quote from Byzantine Emperor Manual II Palaiologos in 1391 (yes,
that's not a typo, it's a 700 year old quote!!!)...
"Show me just what Muhammad brought
that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman,
such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."
Now i can understand Muslims getting
upset (again) if it were untrue but believe me, it's true, and I
should know because I was there!
So come on guys, it's chill-out time
again.
Here are the Top Ten Muslim ways to chill out (as voted for by Muslims
in a recent survey)
1. Blame all Infidels for being so Islamophobic (Why
don't they understand you are only killing them for their own good?).
2. Eat a whole slice of Halal cheesecake.
3. Strap on belt, find as many innocent men, women
and children as you can and shout 'AllahAkbar' 3 times before
pulling the pin.
4. Switch channels to BBC1 and feel soothed by pro-Islamic
propoganda.
5. Read 2 verses of 'The Modern Muslim male
guide to wife beating' (number 1 best seller again - available from
all good mosques!).
6. Book an 'Adventure Training' holiday to Pakistan
(don't forget to pack your own dynamite).
7. Get your cousins to beat up your sister just because
she won't marry you.
And if all of the above fail...
KILL some more and keep KILLING some more (Old Habits Die Hard) until
you feel better and the world finally understands that you are indeed
a peaceful and tolerant follower of the 'Religion of Peace' .
Peace and love dudes,
Mo (PBUM)
XXX
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